Upholstery Jokes

Submitted by Stephen Winters on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 22:13

 

Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine?
He's fully recovered.

Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine?
He's fully recovered. Can't get him off the couch.

Upholsterers never die, they always recover

Recovery Room - A place to do upholstery.